Click on the photo to check out a fantastic article
about Holtzie in the December issue of Main Line Today!
The ONLY stand up comedian for kids 3-10.
The future of comedy entertainment for children.
The coolest and most handsome dad living in the Philadelphia area.
d) A fantastic kids entertainer who can be
reached at 215-469-1616.
All of the above.
Although he’d like you to believe the answer is d, you would
actually be correct if you picked a or b. Watch a moment of Holtzie’s
high energy performance and you'll immediately see what we mean. The
has thrown the rules of children's entertainment out the window. Gone
are the goofy costumes, creepy makeup and condescending tone. Holtzie
treating children like little people rather than little kids. And he
an act that will make mom and dad laugh just as hard as their
From the absurd to classic slapstick, The Great Holtzie's jokes
captivate everyone, from preschoolers to parents. Whether he is arguing
with a See n’ Say or taking a bite out of a “worm burger,” his
hysterical routine keeps
even the most active children glued to their seats. The Great Holtzie's
comedy reflexes guarantee fits of laughter and screams of delight.
Q: Where does
A: First...just to make it
clear... The Great Holtzie is available for birthday party appearances.
Although he regularly performs at theaters and festivals, Holtzie still
loves doing parties. Holtzie thinks that there is nothing cooler than
making a room full of people laugh so he performs every chance he gets.
The Great Holtzie has made
children scream with laughter all over the Philadelphia region...and
then some. He has performed at parties and events from Margate to
Lancaster...from Washington DC to New York.
You say The
Great Holtzie is funny, but how can I be sure?
A: They say a picture speaks a
thousand words so what would they say about a bunch of pictures and a
video? Click here to
see those words in action. If that isn't enough, stop by the Praise For Holtzie page to read
some fantastic reviews.
Q: Hey Holtzie! You look like one of the
fathers! Where is your clown make-up and silly outfit?
A: This is a sensitive topic for
The Great Holtzie. Legend has it that The Great Holtzie had a horrible
experience as a small child with a clown and a flower that squirted
water. From that point on he developed a deep dislike for all things clown
. All jokes aside...many children (and adults) simply
clowns. The Great Holtzie believes that kids don't need to be tricked
into laughing by using silly make-up and outfits.
Q: How much is this going to cost me?
Can you put a price on your child's happiness? Fine...just give The
Great Holtzie a call at 215-469-1616 for pricing information. He also
answers to Adam if you feel funny asking for The Great Holtzie.
Q: Is this The Great Holtzie the funniest
children's entertainer in Philadelphia?
He was just named "Best Comedian For Kids" in Philadelphia Magazine's
"Best Of Philly" issue.
Q: Are there any articles I can
read about Holtzie?
SURE! Check out these articles...
Main Line Magazine
The City Paper
The Philadelphia Weekly
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