and things that The Great Holtzie thinks are cool!
(click on the photos for the link)
an Apple fan or just a fan of cool electronics that don't cost an arm
and an leg...this is the product for you. The Netflix interface is the
best I've seen. Air Play is great for showing off your latest photos
and videos (if you have an iPhone) and if you know how to Jailbreak...
Call me if you want details on that.
Have you ever
wanted the glory of a mounted animal head on your wall without the
fuss and muss of hunting and finding a good taxidermist? If you're like
The Great Holtzie you just said, "yes" and "YES!" It might be time to
go on a Cardboard Safari. They offer a variety of trophy heads made
from cardboard. The fit together like a puzzle within minutes. Holtzie
thinks they are a fun and animal friendly idea for your child's bedroom.
Sometimes a baby
needs to destroy the world. Haven't you had one of those
Great Press! Even
I could use some good press every now and then. I really feel like this
article captured the entirety of what I'm trying to do and how I came
to this point in my short career. It's a quick and fun read. Please
clickhereto check it out!
is the GREATEST
moment from Tom and Jerry. Enjoy
really do come true. You can now follow Holtzie on Twitter. He decided
that life wasn't complicated enough with work and a newborn so Holtzie
added the pressure of coming up with witty and pithy things to write on
a daily basis. Hmmmm.... ClickHEREto watch him
crash and burn!
Great Holtzie Live!
Great Holtzie doesn't usually endorse other children's entertainers but
this act is very special. The Great Holtzie highly recommends The Great
Holtzie for your next party or event. The Great Holtzie says, "if you
can only hire one children's comedian this year - hire The Great
and the Magnetic Zeros
What can I say
about this band? Uhhh...They look like descendants of the Manson
Family?? This cross breed of hipsters and hippies are a lot of fun. I
always fall for a collective that makes shiny happy music and these
guys do just that.
actual title is "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" but that
wouldn't fit above. This show is on the Cartoon Network and it's pretty
whacky. Lots of dry humor. It's cross between Cabin Boy and Spongebob.
and Cheese This
is the greatest quick snack
EVER! It takes just 3 minutes to cook and it is yummy...and not too bad
for ya! Here are some facts from Annie's website. -0
trans fat -vegetarian -no
sugar added -non-GMO Helpful
hint from The Great Holtzie: If you really want to go crazy...
Cook it for 2 minutes the add a small slice of butter. Cook for one
more minute then add the cheese.
put...KID'S CORNER RULES! Anyone with kids should be listening Monday
thru Thursday from 7-8 PM on 88.5 WXPN.
Great Holtzie can't make kids laugh on an empty stomach. Nothing fills
his belly better than some grub from Trader Joe's. Great food and great
prices...is there a better combo than that?
is the Holy Grail of where to find family activities and a whole lot
more. From plays to playgroups...from schools to fantastic reviews of
The Great Holtzie's act...it's all there. Never have nothing to do
want a cool and easy-to-care-for pet...The Great Holtzie highly
reccomends a Guinea Pig! He owns three; Oliver, Fabio and Hooper. They
are sweet, stinkless and highly talented. See video below. (Cute child
Great Holtzie LOVESSigur
you just might too. So
what if they sing in Icelandic and a made-up language that sounds a lot
like Icelandic. Their music is a thing of beauty that transcends all
spoken languages. (Ok...that's a way too deep for a guy who makes burp
jokes for a living!) The Great Holtzie says that their 2006
at the Borgata was the best concert he has seen since Oingo Boingo
opened for Squeeze in '87.
Great Holtzie loves where he grew up. Now he's just a common shoo-bee
looking for a good parking spot.